I have only once shared a twin room with another man when the organisation I was working for could have afforded separate rooms. When skint I’ve done it many times with male and female colleagues. I am now, in light of Mr. Hague’s revelations, unsure of my sexuality, attractiveness and life in general. It is only now I realise I made misjudgements, though I have never been as stupid as Mr. Hague. I really can’t stand the Tories.
We should not care if Hague is gay, occasionally attracted to young men and stuff like that. I’d guess his career is over because we are pathetic as a public. He struck me as more decent than most politicians. I hope he had sex if it suited both. The more awful admission is surely mine. I never did in such circumstances and will be hung only on circumstantial evidence, or possibly by the woman I have forgotten for not remembering! Good luck Douglas. The only arses of interest here belong to those who aren’t human.