Just The Greatest Investment Opportunity Ever

Surreal beyond Paul Merton Walking About With A Stuffed Shark.  There’s even a reporter called Wanko!  The series of videos has 57 ‘unique’ chefs.  Join me in remortgaging the house to invest in this wonder resort.  Sadly, we are already too late.  JP Morgan Chase has already lost a billion and the whole shebang is in repackaging bankruptcy with around $250 million of state money gone very West.  If you can take in the series of short videos you’ll find even the coastline sand had the sense to make a quick exit as the building went up!  Still time to stack your pension fund into Allcoppedout (Cayman Offshore) which will be bringing private sector expertise to the re-launch of the Bliar plan for an East Manchester super casino.  Our iron chefs will be Chinese and every chip shop will sport an acre of one-armed bandits.  The Millennium Doom will be transported strip by strip from London and be turned into a bouncy castle with blackjack and strippers.  Policing will be private sector too and at no cost to the public – other than those offending the new decorum being frog-marched to cash machines where their bank accounts will be stripped by our partner agency Capone’s Guardian Angels.  Invest now – you will never live to regret it!  The videos were all packaged to sell the resort to potential investors.  I’d rather pay tax and see a few more coppers on the beat than think drivel concepts like this bring urban renewal.  The embedded video seems to change – the main ones can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuFJzgyUt0Q&feature=player_embedded&list=UUqic0ZJestynEt-BYH8tdOg

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